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What's Your Movie Rating?

Does your life include comic violence? Mild sensuality? Crude humor? Take this quiz to find out where you fall on the movie rating scale.

Tags: personality,  movies 

  • While sorting through some junk mail, you give yourself a paper cut. You'll probably:

    • Cover it with a tissue until it dries. I hate the sight of blood.
    • Say something like, "Crap that hurts. Stupid-ass junk mail."
    • Leave a few bloody fingerprints on the counter. It'll freak my mom out.
    • Forget about the mail and stare at my fingertip for ten minutes.
    • Reach for a SpongeBob band-aid.

  • You'd be happiest at a party where:

    • There are so many cupcakes, everyone can have TWO.
    • Everyone dresses up like their favorite element. I call rubidium!
    • I get to dance with someone I kinda like.
    • It's dark, the music's loud, and I'm making out in the corner.
    • Things get downright debaucherous.

  • Do you own any music with explicit lyrics?

    • Yeah, but if other people are around, I'll use my headphones.
    • Yeah. I listen to it loud and sing every word.
    • Yeah, but I also own kids' music. I like all sorts of stuff.
    • Maybe one song.
    • No. I'm radio-friendly, all the way.

  • Sometimes fake violence is funny. You'd be most likely to laugh at:

    • A cat chasing a mouse and slipping on a wet floor.
    • A big bully slipping on a wet floor, knocking over a stuffed animal display, and landing on all the fluff.
    • A high school principal slipping on a wet floor, trying to get up, falling again, and starting to cry.
    • A prom queen slipping on a wet floor, falling through a window, and squirting blood all over.
    • Someone slipping on a wet floor and hitting their head so hard they get amnesia.

  • Which best describes the last conversation you had about sex?

    • Someone told me where babies come from. I'm still in shock.
    • It was about how I wish I could change sexes, just for one day, to see what it's like.
    • It was totally implied, like "And what were YOU doing last night, girl?"
    • It got the point across but was nice and vague. Skip the graphic details, please.
    • It was very detailed... some might say too detailed.

  • The last time you were REALLY scared, how'd it work out?

    • It turned out I was worried about nothing. I felt kind of silly.
    • It was just a stupid nightmare; eventually, I woke up.
    • A really freaky image was burned into my brain for days.
    • It was bad. I'm still kinda emotionally scarred.
    • I'm fine -- as long as I avoid marshmallow fluff.

  • Curse words are good for:

    • Letting the world know I'm extremely shocked.
    • Letting the world know I'm kinda pissed off.
    • Punctuating sentences.
    • Demonstrating my freedom of speech.
    • NOTHING.

  • Are you good with kids?

    • Yeah! Kids love me.
    • Depends on the kid.
    • I think so, but their parents don't always agree.
    • Not really. I tend to catch myself saying the wrong thing.
    • Ew. I'll wait outside until the kids are gone.
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